Character Quotes

Justin: It's like Top Model... except none of the girls are crying.

Marc St. James: Nice vest!

Justin Suarez: Ralph Lauren, we got it half price because there is a small hole but you can't even see it.

Marc St. James: So, the kids at school, do they like it?

Justin Suarez: No. They don't really get me.

Marc St. James: A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.

Justin Suarez: I don't want flan, I'll get fat!

Justin Suarez: So let me get this straight. Wilhelmina Slater was pushed in to a grave and you didn't get one picture?

Justin Suarez: A pink tree would be so kitsch. Pink is the new green.

Justin Suarez: Fine, but if I miss one minute of the first act... you think this is diva now?

Justin Suarez: I swear mom, I will run away. I know a kid in sixth grade who sells crack.

Hilda: Guess who's coming over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest?

Justin Suarez: Look Mom, I'm the Phantom of the Opera!